Bean Bag Jokes

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Whether you’re a fan of the veggie or are just looking for some quick laughs, these bean bag jokes will leave you feeling full of beans! From witty wordplay to pun-tastic humor, these corny bean jokes will have you laughing till your sides crack up.

Why can’t you trust a taco to keep a secret? It always spills the beans.

What do you call a cat that likes to eat beans? Puss n’ toots.

How does a bean feel after a performance? Deja-brew.

What kind of music do beans like to play? Pod casts.

What do you get when you cross a jelly bean and a cake? Beanie babies.