Whether you’re a fan of the veggie or are just looking for some quick laughs, these bean bag jokes will leave you feeling full of beans! From witty wordplay to pun-tastic humor, these corny bean jokes will have you laughing till your sides crack up.
Why can’t you trust a taco to keep a secret? It always spills the beans.
What do you call a cat that likes to eat beans? Puss n’ toots.
How does a bean feel after a performance? Deja-brew.
What kind of music do beans like to play? Pod casts.
What do you get when you cross a jelly bean and a cake? Beanie babies.